Las 15 mejores frases del SEO para ligar

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Bueno, ya está bien de poner en este blog siempre artículos y noticias sobre SEO. Vamos a reírnos un poco… ¿Sabes cómo ligamos los SEO? Aquí os dejo todas las barbaridades que se nos han ocurrido a mi y a dos colegas SEO una aburrida tarde de otoño.

  1. ¡Menudo par de enlaces!
  2. Ven aquí guapa que te limpio todo el Link Profile.
  3. Esta noche me voy a posicionar en tu cama.
  4. A esta le metía yo todo mi Page Rank.
  5. Bájame los pantalones y te enseño qué es la Long Tail.
  6. Ven a mi casa esta noche para que te enseñe mi algoritmo.
  7. Soy SEO, optimizo todas las posiciones del Kamasutra.
  8. Si paso esta noche en tu casa subirá tu Home Authority.
  9. ¿Quieres verme el Page Rank?
  10. Nena, tengo el blogrol lleno de amor.
  11. Te voy a optimizar todo el contenido.
  12. Esta noche me voy a posicionar encima tuyo.
  13. Ven aquí preciosa que te voy a meter varios enlaces.
  14. Lo que te voy a hacer esta noche va a entrar en el top ten.
  15. A esa le traspasaba yo todo mi juice.

frases seo para ligar

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    La del Long tail me ha matado….jajajaja

  4. Jajajaja Alejandro, lo malo es si NO se ríe. Me alegro mucho de que te haya gustado ;).

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    Cuando una empresa haga una entrevista laboral para buscar a un SEO debe sacar a colación la frase: Ven aquí preciosa que te voy a meter varios enlaces, si se ríe es un SEO (y un poco friki).

    Lo que me he podido reír con esta recopilación Eduardo jajaja cuanto daño ha hecho el not provided al tiempo libre de los SEOs (broma!)

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